The primary purpose
of my climate science research,
since 1997,
to which I devote 97% of my time,
is "studying" how to dress
to beat the heat of global warming.
Throw those GCM
super computer
climate models
in the garbage can,
where they belong
-- these are the
only climate models
that matter !
After many hours of "research"
I present the September 2019
Climate Centerfolds.
September 2019 ?
you ask,
but it's only early July !
Well, the research has been
very rewarding this year.
Based on many hours of "analysis",
I can state, with 95% confidence,
this is the best batch of models yet.
I can also state with even higher confidence -- 102% --
that the wifey does not approve of these "Centerfolds"
... so you know they're good !
There is no nudity,
but not for office viewing
unless you work for Bill Clinton:
https://onionbloggle2012.blogspot.com/