Swedish teenager,
Greta "Thunderberg",
a self-appointed climate
change activist,
wanted to be different
than other activists.
You know the ones --
they take private jets
across the ocean
to attend climate
change conferences.
"Perfesser Thunderberg"
decided to virtue signal
by taking a boat across
the Atlantic Ocean,
to lecture Americans
about climate change
Of course the "boat"
was someone's
$4 million dollar yacht.
And taking that yacht
will result in more of
those "evil" CO2 emissions,
than flying on an airplane !
Thunderberg
was too dumb
to know that
Thunderberg and her team
set sail on the Malizia II
for a voyage that will take
two weeks to reach New York.
German newspaper Taz
points out the yacht trip
means more CO2
will be released
into the atmosphere
than if just Greta
and her father
had traveled by air
because six members
of her team have to fly back
to Germany from New York.
“The sailing trip triggers
at least six climate-damaging
air travel across the Atlantic.
If Thunberg had flown with her father,
only two would have been necessary
to come to New York,” reports Taz.
A single flight from New York
to Hamburg releases 1,800 kilograms
of carbon dioxide, which equates to
more than three quarters of what
each person is entitled to, a year,
if global warming is (allegedly)
to be halted at +2 degrees C.
Writer James Delingpole
wonders how Thunderberg
became a climate alarmist lecturer:
“A lecture, furthermore, from a child
who hasn’t finished her schooling,
whose frontal lobes haven’t formed,
who has no sense of humor,
whose every utterance is the
second-hand opinion of alarmist
grown-ups whose doomsday claims
she is completely unequipped
to assess?”
Despite very positive
press coverage,
many ordinary people
are not impressed.
German drivers
have begun displaying
the German equivalent of
'F--k you Greta’
bumper stickers,
to let the teen know
exactly how they feel,
about being told
what to do, by a child.