The next article is an important science article, and a little complicated.
So I will not be presenting my 125 minute "Thank You for 125,000 Page Views" speech today.
Instead, it's time for fun:
Here are my favorite "crop circle" pictures from the air. They were all created overnight, with no lights visible, in the middle of farmer's fields, with no footprints or other evidence of any people walking to them, or standing on the ground working on them:
