Ye Editor's note: This is NOT satire!
The sixty-four year history of
"consensus" climate "science":
1957:
World will end in 20 years from global warming
1967:
World will end in 20 years from global warming
1977:
World will end in 20 years from global cooling
1987:
World will end in 20 years from global warming
1997:
World will end in 20 years from global warming
2007:
World will end in 20 years from climate change
2017:
World will end in 20 years from climate change
2018:
World will end in 12 years from climate change (perfessor AOC)
2020:
World will end in 9 years from climate change (perfesser Kerry)
2021:
World will end in 9 years from climate emergency (perfesser Kerry)