Bible:
IPCC Summary for PolicyMakers
Leader, Emeritus:
Al "the climate blimp" Gore
Current Leader:
Perfesser John Kerry
Assistant Leader:
Perfesser Alexandria Occasionally Coherent
Mascot:
The Polar Bear
Popular Quote #1:
"It's worse than worse than we thought "
Popular Quote #2:
"Please do not supply any more information, we are already too well informed."
Popular Quote #3:
"It's always possible that we are wrong,
but that's never at the top of our list of possibilities"
Popular Quote #4:
"We have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but we can't prove it"
Climate Science Terminology:
2018 = Global Warming
2019 = Climate Change
2020 = Climate Crisis
2021 = Climate Emergency
2022 = Climate Disaster
2023 = Climate Apocalypse
2024 = Climate Armageddon
2025 = Climate Holocaust
2026 = Climate Death
2027 = scary name contest currently in progress
2019 = Climate Change
2020 = Climate Crisis
2021 = Climate Emergency
2022 = Climate Disaster
2023 = Climate Apocalypse
2024 = Climate Armageddon
2025 = Climate Holocaust
2026 = Climate Death
2027 = scary name contest currently in progress