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So it’s impossible for any scientist to double-check SuperComputer projections with a pencil, paper and slide rule — which is mandatory for good science.
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I am a fan of all models: Plastic ships assembled with glue, tall women who strut on runways, and computer models too.
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During my intensive research on SuperComputer models, I discovered something so amazing, so exciting, that I fell off my bar stool.
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It seems that no matter what process was being modeled — DDT, acid rain, the hole in the ozone layer, alar, silicone breast implants, CO2 levels, etc. — the SuperComputer output is the same — a brief prediction typed on a small piece of paper — and that piece of paper always says the same thing: “Life on Earth will end as we know it”.
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That’s exactly what the general public has been told, again and again, for various environmental “crises”, starting with scary predictions about DDT in the 1960s.
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I also have an alternate SuperComputer theory, developed while I worked in a different laboratory (sitting on a bar stool in a different bar):
So it’s impossible for any scientist to double-check SuperComputer projections with a pencil, paper and slide rule — which is mandatory for good science.
.
I am a fan of all models: Plastic ships assembled with glue, tall women who strut on runways, and computer models too.
.
During my intensive research on SuperComputer models, I discovered something so amazing, so exciting, that I fell off my bar stool.
.
It seems that no matter what process was being modeled — DDT, acid rain, the hole in the ozone layer, alar, silicone breast implants, CO2 levels, etc. — the SuperComputer output is the same — a brief prediction typed on a small piece of paper — and that piece of paper always says the same thing: “Life on Earth will end as we know it”.
.
That’s exactly what the general public has been told, again and again, for various environmental “crises”, starting with scary predictions about DDT in the 1960s.
.
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I also have an alternate SuperComputer theory, developed while I worked in a different laboratory (sitting on a bar stool in a different bar):
— Scientists INPUT their desired conclusion to the SuperComputer: “Life on Earth will end as we know it”, followed by a description of the subject being studied, such as “CO2”.
—- Then the SuperComputer internally develops whatever physics model is required to reach the desired conclusion.
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