climate change
your whole life.
The climate has
barely changed.
Why not laugh
at the climate
scaremongers ?
U.S.
"The recent U.N. conference
on climate change, and
especially the words
of 16-year-old activist
Greta Thunberg, have had
a profound impact on the
Democratic presidential
candidates, so much so
that they are now
turning words into action,
and dropping out of the
presidential race,
since they now think
there’s no point to it.
“We’re all going to die,
so why am I wasting
my time on this?!”
cried Cory Booker
as he collapsed
to his knees.
“There’s nothing
we can do!”
“Why am I fighting
for abortion on demand
at 39 weeks
when we’re all
going to die anyway?!”
screamed Elizabeth Warren.
“It’s all pointless!
All my plans are pointless!”
“Here I was worrying
about billionaires
when it’s the sun
that’s my enemy!”
yelled Bernie Sanders
as he shook his fist
at the sun.
“I should have taxed the sun!”
The only Democrat
not dropping out
is Joe Biden,
who seemed to
not quite understand
what’s going on,
only remarking,
“Yep, Climate stuff
is pretty bad,”
before going into
a long story
about his rival
Corn Pop.
President Trump
also seemed
unfazed by it all.
“So the planet
is warming a bit."
"Who cares?”,
he said.
“We got A/C."
"Losers.” "
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