"This is for ... all those green-head environmental hustlers who stomp around in the "natural". Your key word is meaningless. Everything is natural. Everything in the universe is part of nature. Polyester, pesticides, oil slicks and whoopee cushions. Nature is not just trees and flowers. Human beings are part of nature. And if a human being invents something, that's part of nature too. Like a whoopee cushion."
page 67
"Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands."
page 93
"We use the sun to make electricity, and then we use the electricity to operate sun lamps and tanning machines."
page 205
George Carlin
from his book
"Braindroppings"
1997 paperback edition