After a meeting of the Blog Bored of Directors, that started in October, we have come to several major decisions:
We decided to switch from a square
Bored of Directors table, to a round Bored of Directors table, to avoid
offending certain members considered to be "squares". And for health reasons, we switched
from large jely donuts with powdered sugar on top, to felly donuts with no sugar on top. Over the next ten years, this will promote an average weight loss among Bored members of about six ounces (powdered sugar is very light).
We will publish articles here when they are done, which could be every day, rather than large batches of articles published three days a week.
This policy change started four weeks ago, but it took time to complete this press release, due to a vicious conflict among the Bored members. And no, Hunter Biden is not on our Bored. A compromise was worked out after three weeks and six days of tense negotiations: We WILL continue to present photos of "Da Bears" once in a while.
